Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in jar
or be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
he picks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny and his brain is weak
he\'s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in jar
or be better off than you are
or would you rather be a fish
A fish is an animal that swims in a brook
He can\'t write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
and though he\'s slippery he still gets caught
but if thats the kind of life that you wish
you may grow up to be a fish
Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in jar
or be better off than you are
or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
his shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He\'s fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don\'t care a feather or a fig
you may grow up to be a pig
And all the monkeys aren\'t in the zoo
everyday you meet quite a few
so you see it\'s all up to you,
you could be better than you are
you could be swinging on a star, %